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One Hour
A lovely date of “discussing the weather”. Whether you prefer your weather hot like habañeros or sweet like strawberries, you will agree that discussing the weather has never been so much fun.
Two Hours
A relaxed, unrushed date where we can really get to know each other… in whatever ways we choose ;) With two hours we have time to partake in your favourite activities, or try out a variety of new ones! Maybe we order in and have a lovely afternoon delight…ful snack. Perhaps you’d like to make some kinaesthetic art together. Maybe we spend our time giving that itch the good ol’ scratch it deserves. Whatever your desires, 2 hours gives us time to indulge.
Overnights
A truly indulgent date where we don’t have to worry about the clock. Shall we spend some time in your hot tub? Put some records on? Get a little buzzed off a shared joint? This is a date where we have time for everything you’d like to do. As a bonus, we get to wake up next to each other in the morning! I take cream in my coffee - how do you take yours?
Video Date
Too far away? Have time for a date but not the time it takes to get there? Not a problem! After my own long-term long-distance relationship, I am an expert at showing off for the camera. You will be sure to be enticed, delighted, and excited. All sorts of spices and “utensils” are available for these dates, so let’s discuss what you like!
Kink/Fetish
Is vanilla simply not the flavour for you? Let’s explore the myriad other spices in the spice cabinet together. Please trust me when I tell you I have quite the varied palette, and am probably into whatever you are. See the kink tab for more details.
Greek
I truly enjoy Greek, as well as many other closely-related flavours. I do need extra time to prepare for these dates, however, and therefore require pre-booking.
Other
Are you looking for something off menu? Please do go ahead and make your request! I can’t promise to be into it, but I can promise to keep an open mind. I also promise not to freak out and yell if I’m not into it - rather, I will kindly and gently let you know that it’s not my cup of tea.
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If 2020 taught us anything, it’s that we never know what tomorrow will bring. Book while you can.